I found the television solution of my dreams, but not at any online store. Finkbuilt’s brilliant RetroVision 2000 AV Cabinet is the marriage of two eras, one era in which television was king, displayed prominently and proudly in the center of the busiest room in the house, and another era in which television rightfully takes the backstage to a more active lifestyle.

Tragically, this solution was custom-made for Steve’s own home by his own two crafty little hands and is therefore not something I can click and order. Wah. I suppose then that I am out of luck until Wal-Mart decides to jump on the MCM bandwagon and make them for 35 cents using slave labor from Bangladesh? Thanks, but no thanks. Until Steve opens up his own shop, a girl will just have to dream.