Five things you probably don’t know about me and might wish you didn’t after you do:

1. I’m pretty sure I could live on marinara sauce, coffee and chocolate alone. I would add fresh mozzarella to the list if I weren’t allergic to dairy.

2. I wrote a novel in 6th grade. It was called “We Live Forever.” It is in a Trapper Keeper in a box in the attic. I illustrated a children’s book called “Messy Tessy” by Herschel Knapp when I was in college. I don’t think it ever went to the printers, tho. I wrote and directed a film called “Killing Cooper” the summer after I got my degree. I handed off the raw footage to a friend to edit… I have no idea what happened to it after that. I’m pretty sure I have since gotten over my “not able to finish what I started” phase. Um, at least I think I have. Check it: Erwin House is representin’!

3. I voted for Bob Dole. Hey! I was only 18! I still think his wife is pretty cool.

4. I tried at drop out of high school and take the GED. Mom wouldn’t let me, so I graduated at 16 instead.

5. Occasionally I shave my head just because. I really want to put the nose ring back in, too, but I’m worried the baby will yank on it. Tattoo? No thanks–too permanent. I’m a chameleon.