We’ve got a big crew at the house, it’s hot, they are working hard, and everybody is getting punchy.
Plumber: Hey, Sparky!
Electrician: Aww, I was just thinkin’ about you.
Plumber: Pervert!
Electrician: I was just thinkin’ I wish I’d got here before you put in this goddamn gas line.
Later, in front of the house.
Me: It’s looking great.
Jimmy: Whut?
Mark: Why you telling him that? He ain’t been here all day.
Me: Looking good, Mark.
Mark: Well, thank you.
Jimmy: I’d rather get beat in the head than go to Home Depot four times in one day. Where’s your plumber going?
Me: Home Depot.
Jimmy: Ahhh, I could’a gone for him!