Dear Ace,
I am afraid that we are going to have to request a change order. Since it has rained forty-billion-hundred inches of rain in the last 24 hours, and it is supposed to rain forty-billion-hundred more inches in the next two days, and since nothing is happening at the house right now (except for everything getting wet, wet, wet) and I’m kind of freaking out about mold and mildew, and since we haven’t bought the rainbarrels yet or done our drainage-friendly landscaping… I am thinking that we need to reassess our design goals.
Please see the attached schematics which will turn our new home into a large Ark. We will need to get started on this right away so that we can load two of every animal onto it before the existing structure floats away.
Smooches,
Christiane