The Onion has a groundbreaking article on a new disease that is terrorizing our nation:

“At present, the IKEA epidemic is mostly limited to the coasts, but if the populace isn’t educated about the very real aesthetic dangers of IKEA, more lifestyles will be lost all across the nation,” Greeves said. “Just last week, we received a report about a young man who’d moved to Wyoming to go to college. His very first week in the dorms, he went to the IKEA web site. A week later, he broke out a bright red Klippan sofa. He’s just 18 years old, the poor guy. No matter where he ends up going in the coming years, he’ll be carrying the IKEA sofa.”

Bwaha! I lurve The Onion.